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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Scott Taylor who wrote (8645)2/10/1999 11:26:00 AM
From: Mike 2.0  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Clinton and Gore are making a public relations visit in a small town. They go to a diner, shake hands with some people and order some lunch.

"I'll have the soup and salad, please," Gore says to the waitress.

"And for you, Mr. President?" asked the waitress.

"I want a quickie!" says Bill.

The waitress is shocked. She can't believe her ears! "E-Excuse me," she says, "I must have not heard you correctly. It sounded like you just asked me to give you a quickie..."

"Yes! That's what I want! I'd like you to give me a quickie, please!" says Bill.

The waitress, embarrased and upset, runs away in tears.

"What's with her?" asked Bill.

"Bill," says Al, pointing at Bill's menu, "it's pronounced QUICHE."
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