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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Jack Colton who wrote (8624)2/10/1999 4:41:00 PM
From: SJS  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Remember Poppin Fresh? Here's his cousin....
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ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD!

The world was stunned today by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny! He was six years old. Authorities believe that death occurred at approximately 8:42 last evening.

He is best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and relatives was alone at the time of death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over stimulation.

Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and
he kept coming, and coming, and coming..........
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