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To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (8715)	2/16/1999 1:40:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) of 62549

>>I think I've just found the kernel of wisdom in your post. If homosexual groups >>have drawn the same conclusion as Falwell they too deserve equal criticism >>for tainting a kids' show with their own agenda. On that issue we certainly >>agree. I've gotta agree with this one. The homosexual groups have taken something innocent and claimed it for their own purposes. Falwell has sealed this by not only pointing it out (which is not so bad), but blaming the object. This emblazons it now in the minds uf us observers and basically ruins it for us. As a Christian myself, I hate it when people have agendas like this, which is clearly political and not what Christianity really is about (reconciling sinners to God). =========== OK, a joke. There's a stupid ad for some medical product, which says "In clinical trials, the most common side effect was headache". A curiously evasive and meaningless statement. The moment I heard it, I immediately realized that the lab results must have looked something like this: Side effect Incidence ----------- --------- Headache 99% Massive brain hemorrhage 98% Malignant cancer of the genitals 92% Tertiary syphilis 85% Windows NT 76% Smallpox 40% Death of one kidney 33% Explosive cranial dispersal 20% Total body ionization 11% So beware.

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