*OT* Humor to calm the minds of the impatient:
INEBRIATED:
A highway patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust.
At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry.
The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.
The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the
man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great
surprise, the man blew a 0.00! The patrolman was dumbfounded! "This
equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the patrolman. "I doubt it," said
the man. "Tonight I'm the Designated Decoy." |
