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To: BushPilot who wrote (8748)	2/18/1999 3:31:00 AM
From: Thomas Payne	Read Replies (3) of 62549

Let's Imagine - >It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. >Here's the scoop on three leading candidates. >Candidate A: >* Associates with wart healers and consults with astrologists >* Has had two mistresses >* Chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day > Candidate B: >* Was kicked out of office twice >* Sleeps until noon >* Used opium in college >* Drinks a quart of brandy every evening > Candidate C: >* Is a decorated war hero >* A vegetarian >* Doesn't smoke >* Drinks an occasional beer >* Hasn't had any illicit affairs > Which of these candidates is your choice? > You don't really need any more information, do you? See below: >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt > >Candidate B is Winston Churchill > >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

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