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To: Scrapps who wrote (764)	2/8/1997 10:05:00 PM
From: steve harris	of 62585

Sometimes its easy to go this way................ A salesmen is driving down a country road when he has a flat tie. Its a rental car so he wonders if he has a spare and a jack. He looks and does find a spare but no jack. He remembers there was a farmhouse down the road a ways so he starts walking. It is a hot day so he takes off his jacket and hangs it on a fencepost. He wonders if the farmer will have a jack he can borrow. Shoot, the farmer may not even be home! Or the jack wont fit. Since Im a stranger, he probably wont let me borrow it. He remembers now that he will probably be late for his next appointment and be in trouble. Now what am I gonna do? He finally arrives at the farmhouse and knocks on the door. The farmer answers the door and says " yes sir, can I help you?" The salesmen responds "ah hell, take your damn jack and shove it!"

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