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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: William who wrote (8772)2/19/1999 9:13:00 PM
From: Arthur Radley  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 


Talk about your bad day.

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar,
just looking at his drink.

He didn't move for a half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right
next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank
it all down.

The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said:
"Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another
drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life.
First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting.
My boss became outraged and then fired me.

When I left the building to my car, I found out that
it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing.
I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab
driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole
wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the
gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar.
And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to
my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."
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