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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Hawkmoon who wrote (785)2/13/1997 2:19:00 PM
From: Galirayo   of 62574
 
Vasectomy.............

There was a man named X who lived in Kentucky. He was married and had 10 childern. And his wife wanted more, so out of desperation he decided he would go to the doctor to ask about getting a vasectomy.

When he asks the doctor the doctor says:

What you need to do is get yourself a popcan and a string of powerful firecrackers and light the firecrackers put them in the can and then count to 10.

X : Whoaaa Doc that doesn't sound right.

So he went to another doctor and was told the same thing.
Totally scared and frustrated he decides that maybe there are some better doctors in Ohio, so he goes there and finds a specialist.

When he asks the specialist he says:

That's no problem at all we can do that right here as an office procedure. It's just 2 tiny little tubes and we will just snip them and be done with it.

X: Doc I'm so glad I came to you, the other doctors told me to take a string of firecrackers and a pop can

Doctor: Ooh You must be from Kentucky. Well the other doctor gave you the correct procedure then. Here I have things you will need and we can do it right here in the office. Here's .....the popcan and the firecrackers.....

X: He takes the popcan -- Lights the firecrackers and puts them in the can. Doc what do I do Now ??

Doc: Count to 10 Quickly !!

So X looks around and then puts the popcan between his legs and begins to count on his first finger ---
ONE --- and then on his second finger ---
TWO .........
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