This is old, but I didn't see it posted earlier...
Gus goes to doctor because of recurring headaches. "Doc, they get so bad, I can't work, I can't enjoy the wife and kids, I'd do almost anything to get rid of them!". The doc suggests remedies of ever increasing danger and complexity. Nothing works. Time for the specialists. One specialist finally says, "Look, we've tried all the traditional cures. I know this is unorthodox, but there is evidence that some people in your condition get relief only by having the testicles removed.". After weeks of initial refusal, the headaches are so bad, he relents to the procedure. It works! Gus feels great.
He feels so good, he goes to a very exclusive old Jewish tailor for a brand new suit. Amazingly, unprompted, the old tailor says "You are a 44 regular jacket, I'll get one". Gus says "You're right, I AM a 44 regular!". The tailor slips on the jacket and says "Your neck is 16 and 1/2, sleeve 35." Gus is amazed further, "Exactly!". "Hmmm. your waist is a 36, your inseam is 34". Gus smiles and says "Gotcha there, I've been a 34 inch waist since high school, and I'm a 34 now!". " Na", says the tailor, "you try and squeeze into a 34, your balls are gonna be real tight, you could start to get real bad headaches." |
