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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (8888)	3/8/1999 5:21:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (2) of 62549

CHINESE WISDOM Man who run in front of car, get tired. Man who run behind car, get exhausted. Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who scratches arse should not bite fingernails. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Wife who put husband in dog-house soon find him in cat-house. Man who sleep in cat-house by day, sleep in dog-house by night. Man who fight wife all day, get no piece at night. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who sit on tack, get point. Man who lives in glass house should change in basement. He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

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