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To: Mark Mandel who wrote (8947)	3/12/1999 6:57:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Guess that's what I get for trying to buck the trend; a wrong answer. Lesson learned: CONFORM AT ALL COSTS! Oh well. ================================= Imagine: CLEAN LIMERICKS! From: members.aol.com A disgusting old man from La Jolla Has a habit that's sure to anolla Before telling a joke, He'll give you a poke And remark, "this'll really destrolla!" A sweet toothed man from DeBreeth Was sweet toothed without any teeth He said, "In my eye, looketh good, that there pie, now could I have just one small peeth?" A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll At a masquerade ball Dressed in nothing at all She backed in as a parker house roll. There was a young fellow of Leeds Who swallowed six packets of seeds In a month, silly ass He was covered in grass And he couldn't sit down for the weeds! There once was a woman from Clyde Who fell into an outhouse and died The next day her brother fell into the other And now their in turd side by side. A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot. There once was a man from Black Heath Who sat on a pair of false teeth He arose with a start and said, "Bless my heart, I've bitten myself underneath!"

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