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Robert,
Don't have another lawyer story, bit I do have another oldie...
A motorcycle traffic cop had been hiding in his usual spot one day when he suddenly spotted a sight that rather surprised him. A man had driven by in a '78 Chevy... not so unusual in and of itself... but in the back seat was a full-grown penguin.
The cop immediately started his engine and sped toward the Chevy with his red lights flashing. After the man pulled his Chevy over to the side of the road, the cop walked to the side of the car and exclaimed, "You can't drive around the city with that penguin in your back seat."
The man looked surprised at this notion, but failed to provide any verbal response. The policeman continued, "Sir, you'll have to take this penguin to the zoo."
"Oh... okay officer, I'll certainly do that" said the man, and off he drove.
The following day the policeman was again hiding in his favorite spot when yet again he spotted the man driving his '78 Chevy with the same penguin in the back seat. So, once again the cop pulled the man over.
The man looked surprised at having been stopped again. But, before he could speak , the cop exclaimed, "I thought I told you to take this penguin to the zoo!"
The man replied, "Well, I did take the penguin to the zoo... and today I'm taking him to the market." |
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