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For all you chauvinists out there...
Three beautiful blonde women, while bathing at the beach, discover a mysterious bottle in the sand. Upon opening it, they are surprised to see a genie slither out in a shroud of smoke.
The genie looks with admiration at the three women and exclaims, "I am pleased to grant each of you a single wish."
Although skeptical, the first woman says, "You know, I'm tired of all of these 'dumb blonde' jokes. I don't want to be thought of as a dumb blonde any more, so please change me into something else."
The genie rubs his hands together and and a puff of smoke suddenly appears. It quickly clears, revealing a beautiful brunette.
The second woman points to the brunette, exclaiming, "I agree with her completely! I too want to be something better." Again, the genie rubs his hands together and POOF!... a beautiful red-head appears. The woman smiles appreciatively.
The genie then turns to the third woman, who has remained silent throughout the magical transformations. "Well," asks the genie, "What can I do for you?"
"Well... Dammit, I like being a blonde!" exclaims the third woman. "And, in fact, I want to to be even blonder and even dumber than I already am!"
"Okay," says the genie. So he rubs his hands together for a third time. And, when the smoke clears, there stands a blonde man. |
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