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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Neenny who wrote (9040)3/25/1999 9:37:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
What is a dog?

Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening in the next room, but don't
hear you when you're in the same room.

They can look dumb and lovable at the same time.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to be alone, they want to play. When they want to be
alone, you want to play.

They are great at begging.

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

They leave their toys lying around everywhere.

They do disgusting things with their mouths, and then want to kiss
you.

Conclusion: They're little men in fur coats.
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