There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.
A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches
I'd get it!!!"
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches,
the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!"
A hunter thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish
would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I'll
shoot the bear"
A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish
would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the
hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the
cheese off his sandwich!"
A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish
would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the
hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get
the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!!!"
Suddenly it all happened, the fly dropped 6 inches,
the fish got the fly, the bear got the fish, the hunter
got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but
the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!!
The Moral Of This Story Is..................
"Everytime time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet!!!" |
