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To: Neenny who wrote (9040)	3/27/1999 8:45:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (4) of 62549

A woman offered to sell her neighbor a new dog. "This is a talking dog," she said, "and you can have him for five dollars." The neighbor said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking dog stuff? There ain't no such animal." Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. "Please buy me, madam," he pleaded, "this woman is cruel. She never fixes my meals, never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog in America. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times. I'm the smartest dog in the world!" "Hey!" said the neighbor. "He really can talk! Why do you want to sell him?" "Because," said the seller, "I'm getting tired of all his lies."

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