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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (9109)3/30/1999 5:28:00 PM
From: david james  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
His and Hers instructions for the ATM

> HIS:
> 1. Pull up to ATM
> 2. Insert card
> 3. Enter PIN and account
> 4. Take cash, card and receipt
> 5. Drive away
>
> HERS:
>
> 1. Pull up to ATM
> 2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
> 3. Shut off engine
> 4. Put keys in purse
> 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
> 6. Hunt for card in purse
> 7. Insert card
> 8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
> 9. Enter PIN
> 10. Study instructions.
> 11. Hit "cancel"
> 12. Re-enter correct PIN
> 13. Check balance
> 14. Look for envelope
> 15. Look in purse for pen
> 16. Make out deposit slip
> 17. Endorse checks
> 18. Make deposit
> 19. Study instructions
> 20. Make cash withdrawal
> 21. Get in car
> 22. Check makeup
> 23. Look for keys
> 24. Start car
> 25. Check makeup
> 26. Start pulling away
> 27. Stop
> 28. Back up to machine
> 29. Get out of car
> 30. Take card and receipt
> 31. Get back in car
> 32. Put card in wallet
> 33. Put receipt in checkbook
> 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
> 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
> 36. Check makeup
> 37. Put car in reverse
> 38. Put car in drive
> 39. Drive away from machine
> 40. Drive 3 miles
> 41. Release parking brake
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