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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (9174)4/3/1999 11:45:00 AM
From: Arthur Radley  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
An old crusty man enters a bank and goes to the teller window. "I want to
open a damn checking account."

To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right
now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this
bank."

So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
tell him about her situation. They both return and the Manager asks the old
geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no frigging problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just won $50 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this
damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
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