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To: dfloydr who wrote (9189)	4/5/1999 1:19:00 PM
From: Jim O'Connell	Read Replies (3) of 62549

For the Male species only!!!!!!! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't . There's a clock on the oven. Why do men pass more gas than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who would you let in first? The dog of course .... at least he'll shut up after you let him in. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her. Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. Wedding cake Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring, Wedding ring and SUFFE-RING

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