To: Ish (20639 ) From: ColleenB Tuesday, Apr 6 1999 9:02PM ET Reply # of 20924
You're not speaking from first hand experience are you? I ask this after reading all about your knowledgeable maneuverings in the swamps.
A few pointers, y'all have spent a lot of time regarding the detection of fibre, and hair samples. Make it easy on yourself and shave the victim. And there's the pesky problem about dental records. You are planning on pulling the victim's teeth out, aren't you?... geeez, amateurs.
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To: CobaltBlue (20641 ) From: ColleenB Tuesday, Apr 6 1999 10:12PM ET Reply # of 20924
Then you've got the victim's hair all over yourself, and everything you touch for days.
What about Neet? Ever try that? I know it smells, but so does a dead guy. And hey, you could even take his eyebrows off and now worry about getting it in his eyes. You know, go for the Bowie look before it's the Bloatie look.
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To: CobaltBlue (20648 ) From: ColleenB Tuesday, Apr 6 1999 10:27PM ET Reply # of 20925
rubbing Neet into the butt crack and so on...
My but you sure are the thorough one. I'm not experienced with the beastly Neanderthal hairy types, but my suggestion to you would be to get a hold of some rubber gloves, arm pit length before you begin your task. Oh, and don't forget to.... Smear, Rinse, Repeat.
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To: CobaltBlue (20664 ) From: jhild Wednesday, Apr 7 1999 1:55PM ET Reply # of 21190
If you successfully dispose of the chipper after use, bone chips and fleshy gristle and all, you can then try the habeas Chipper defense. But as I recall in that case you were mentioning I think the guy had disposed of the chipper by tossing it in the lake. Maybe he should have sold it to an itinerate lawn service.
Don't recall if you saw the movie Palmetto, but they were using some serious bathroom cleanser to liquify all body parts suitable for flushing. Clothes optional it seemed. I note that care was required to avoid contact with your own skin. What hardware store do you shop for stuff like that do you think?
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To: CobaltBlue (20675 ) From: jhild Wednesday, Apr 7 1999 2:02PM ET Reply # of 21190
Conversation around the Coby household:
"What's that smell coming from the garage?"
"Mom, is trying a new way of preparing steak."
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To: CobaltBlue (20677 ) From: jhild Wednesday, Apr 7 1999 2:14PM ET Reply # of 21190
I do have a strong stomach, my dad was in dental school when I was a kid, . . .
Say no more. That already qualifies you.
There are books on reading blood splatters as well I think. Dripping, spraying, splattering, arterial, . . . I wonder if Time/Life has a Forensic series?
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To: Lather.Rinse.Repeat. (20680 ) From: jhild Wednesday, Apr 7 1999 2:16PM ET Reply # of 21190
Just where do you shop for this?
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To: Lather.Rinse.Repeat. (20682 ) From: jhild Wednesday, Apr 7 1999 2:19PM ET Reply # of 21190
Did you see Palmetto? It came liquid in a 5 gallon can. Seemed that 1 can was suitable for a 150lbs. body. Seems a little light.
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To: Lather.Rinse.Repeat. (20684 ) From: jhild Wednesday, Apr 7 1999 2:22PM ET Reply # of 21190
Garage - in a conveniently body sized galvanized tub - 5' foot oval on wheels with a hose and a drain.
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