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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (9245)	4/12/1999 8:53:00 PM
From: jbIII	Read Replies (1) of 62547

And you're not getting a day off either<gg> A Day Off Have you ever wonder why your boss never let you have a day-off? Well, here's a situation that will explain it all. "Hi Boss...I want a day off" you say. And the Boss responds... "Let's take a look at what you are asking............ There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week (Saturday and Sunday), leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 48 days leaving only 22 days available for work. Then you normally spend 6 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 16 days available for work. We offer 5 statutory holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 11 days. We so generously give you 10 days vacation per year which leaves you only 1 day available for work. ..and I'll be DAMNED if you are going to take that day off!!!"

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