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To: Mr. Rhino who wrote (9299)	4/15/1999 9:37:00 PM
From: Zencone	Read Replies (1) of 62554

A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer are about to be executed by guillotine. The executioners take the doctor first, and ask him whether he would prefer to be put into the guillotine facing up, or down. The doctor decides that he's always faced life's challenges head on, so he chooses to be executed facing up. So they put him in, and release the blade. Surprisingly the blade stops dead half way down and the doctor is spared. Well this had never happened before, so the executioners decide that it is an omen, and they figure that they should let the doctor go free. The executioners take the lawyer next. The lawyer figuring that he too might be spared, chooses to go in facing upwards. Well once again, the blade stops half way down, and the executioners decide to let the lawyer go free. Well the engineer decides to go with the flow, and he too chooses to be executed face up. So they put him in the guillotine and prepare to release the blade. But before they do, the engineer yells: "Wait! I think I see the problem!"

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