>>> > > > DEATH OF 3 IRISHMEN
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the
>>> > > > bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem".
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll
>>> > > take
>>> > > > four of dem dere birds in
>>> > > > dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the
>>> > > shop.
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the
>>> > > > hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis
>>look
>>> > > > loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > "Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go
>>> > > first, eh
>>> > > > Paddy?" says Gerry.
>>> > > > He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his
>>shoulders
>>> > > and
>>> > > > jumps off the cliff.
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight
down
>>> > > for a
>>> > > > few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and
>>> > > says,
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me"
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > ======- PART TWO =======
>>> > > >
>>> > > > A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop
>>and
>>> > > he
>>> > > > walks up carrying the familiar 'peeperbag'.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in
>>> > > his
>>> > > > other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > "Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over
the
>>> > > edge
>>> > > > of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the
gun
>>> > > and
>>> > > > blows the parrot's head off.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins
>>> > > Gerry's
>>> > > > remains at the bottom.
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrot
>>> > > shooting
>>> > > > nider"
>>> > > >
>>> > > > ======- PART THREE =======
>>> > > >
>>> > > > A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up. He too
>>> > > has
>>> > > > been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper
>>> > > bag'.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and
launches
>>> > > > himself of the cliff with the usual result.
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Once more Paddy shakes his head -
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > "Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den
>>> > > Seamus
>>> > > > parrot shooting and now you fockin' hen gliding" |
