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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: The Philosopher who wrote (9319)4/24/1999 1:33:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
Subject: Husband/Wife quickies

Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up beside
his ex-wife at a traffic signal.

He shouted over, “So .. out looking for a little, huh?”

She smiled sweetly and said, “No, I had six years of that with you. Now,
I'm out looking for a LOT!”

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During a heated spat over finances the husband said, “Well, if you'd
learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, we could fire the
maid.” The wife, fuming, shot back,

”Oh yeah??? Well, if you'd learn how to make love, we could fire the
chauffeur and the gardener.”
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.
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Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your
parachute.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
Europe.
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