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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: HarperLee who wrote (9418)4/27/1999 7:19:00 PM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO:

> 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
>
> 9. Directions to your doctor's office include,
> "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
>
> 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
>
> 7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
>
> 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage
> is "an apple a day."
>
> 5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants
> you gave to Goodwill last month.
>
> 4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges"
> is not a typo.
>
> 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
>
> 2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different
> colors with little "m"s on them.
>
> And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO......
>
> 1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and
> duct tape.
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