While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try
his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his
surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him
if
he'd like to come back to her place.
The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat,
they
dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it. Finally, the young
bloke
rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his
lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There
might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.
Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches
sitting
neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the bloke
begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?"
"No, don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered bloke.
Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face
and
replies, "That's me before the operation." |
