A Perfect Day for her, a perfect Day for him.
PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8:15 Wake up to hughs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed: fresh squeezed orange juice and croissant
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant liliac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex husband wife, she has gained 35 lbs.
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozens red roses delivered by florist
4:15 Gentle massage at club
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner,prime before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two, followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower ( alone )
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sport section of the Post
7:00 Breakfast: bacon, eggs, toast, home fries and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stolichnaya Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta ( 2 under )
11.45 Lunch: 1 pound hamburger and 3 Heinekens
12.15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine August ( 4 under )
2:15 Limo back to airport
2:30 Nap en route
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all topless female crew
4:30 Land World record light tackle Marlin ( 1249 lbs )
5:00 Massage & hand job en route by naked supermodel
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore
Naked video released and authenticated. ( Hillary has a
secret mole, Al looks really cold )
7:30 Dinner with friends, 20 oz. New York steak and potatoes
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women
10:00 Watch Jerry Springer show and fall asleep on couch
11:00 Body oil Massage
11:45 Bed ( alone )
11:50 12 seconds, 4 note fart
11:55 Sleep
Regards, Lancer |
