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To: Tomato who wrote (9419)	5/1/1999 10:21:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) of 62569

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" ************ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ************ The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife says to her lazy husband who refuses to find a job. "My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed." The husband rolls over on the couch. "And you damn well should be," he agrees. "Those two worthless brothers of yours ain't never give us a cent!"

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