The Rev. Jerry Falwell recently outed Tinky Winky, from the
television show, "Teletubbies", because, Falwell pronounced,
"The character is clearly a fount of gayness. He is purple,
the gay color, he has an antenna shaped like a triangle, the
gay symbol, and he carries a purse, something all gay people
do." But Falwell's work is far from over. Following are
some other targets he is preparing to go after...
Fred Flintstone
Evidence: His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team;
"Twinkle-Toes Flintstone." The show's theme song ends
"...we'll have a gay old time!" He wears an orange vest
with little triangles on it. Hangs out with Barney far
more than Wilma.
Bugs Bunny
Evidence: Often stands with hand on hip. Plays a hairdresser
in one episode. Frequently dresses in drag. Loves to throw on
a top hat and tails and belts out Broadway show-tunes with his
buddy Daffy, who, it is worth noting, has a lisp.
Velma (of Scooby Doo)
Evidence: Always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery
Machine. Sports that butch haircut. Has broad shoulders and
wears thick turtleneck sweaters and knee socks. Never once
shagged Shaggy.
Popeye
Evidence: Eats lots of salad. Wears a sailor suit, even though
he hasn't been on a ship in years. Does little sailor dances.
Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl. Best friend
named Wimpy.
Batman and Robin
Evidence:
Edited out of respect
Peppermint Patty
Evidence: Has a deep, gravelly voice. Wears pants, not dresses
like the other Peanuts gals. Plays a mean game of football.
Likes to taunt Charlie Brown. Always hanging out with that
androgynous Marcie. Wears comfortable shoes. Nickname; Sir.
The Pink Panther
Enough said.
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