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To: The Philosopher who wrote (9686)	5/15/1999 9:00:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) of 62548

Redneck Computer Lingo “Hard drive”—Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. “Keyboard” ---- Place to hang your truck keys. “Window” ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns. “Floppy” ------ When you run out of Polygrip. “Modem” ------- How you got rid of your dandelions. “ROM” --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola. “Byte” -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase. “Reboot” ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff. “Network” ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line. “Mouse” ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. “LAN” -------- To borrow as in, “Hey Delbert! LAN me yer truck.” “Cursor” ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. “bit” --------- A wager as in, “I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.” “digital control”—What Yer fingers do on the TV remote. “packet” ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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