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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (9767)5/17/1999 2:41:00 AM
From: Zencone  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde
waitress walks in the door.

"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street
and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the
middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was
broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood
everywhere. Thank God, I took that first-aid course; all my
training came back to me in a minute."

"What did you do?" asks the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from
fainting!"
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