A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, "Holy Cow! It works!"
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A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along
came this woman who upon seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't
they cute, what are their names?"
The man giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don't know".
The lady asked again, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?"
The man looking angrier than before, replied, "I don't know".
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these
are two complaints that I am taking back to my company". |
