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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Edwarda who wrote (9870)5/21/1999 5:18:00 PM
From: Timothy Liu  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A mother and daughter went swimming. When the daughter is about to jump into the water, her swimsuit broke. Franticly, the mother grab a wooden sign and put it in front of the daughter. People around looks at the sign and burst out laughing. It says:

"Danger, 2 meters deep, advance course."

The mother quickly turn the sign around. But the laughter is louder. On the back of the sign is:

"For gentlemen only, take off your cloth before entering."

The mother grab another sign in a hurry and give it to the daughter, but this one says:

"Adult 30$, Children 10$, half price for group of 20 or more"

Another sign was given to the daughter but the mother almost fainted after reading it:

"Business time: 9:00 in the morning to 10:00 at night"

The mother's only hope is the last sign which she passed to the daughter. But she finally fainted. This one says:

"THIS IS A PUBLIC AREA, FOR THE HEALTH OF OTHERS, PLEASE KEEP CLEAN"
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