Bill Gates dies and is met at the gates of heaven by St. Peter. St. Peter recognizes who he is, and says " Bill for all your fabulous contributions to mankind, I'll give a choice. Do you prefer heaven or hell."
Well, Bill contemplating his decision, requests if he can see the differences between heaven and hell. St. Peter says sure and takes him to see hell.
Upon arriving in hell, Bill can see that everyone is partying, having a jolly old time. Bill was very impressed.... And wondered if this is hell, heaven must be great. Then they both go to heaven. But when they get to heaven, Bill notices that everyone is sad and blue. No one
was having a good time.
Bill turns to St. Peter, and tells St. Peter that he can't believe his eye's. He wanted to go to hell....
So sure enough, off to hell he went. But when he gets to hell, it is a scorching hot and miserable place. He is immediately put to work, and he hates it. He calls up St. Peter and says
"Hey this is not the hell that you showed me, what happened....."
St. Peter replies, " Come on Bill, you of all people should know the difference between a demo and the real thing." |
