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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Intrepid1 who wrote (9894)5/24/1999 10:38:00 AM
From: Carol Putnam  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
>
> Mistaken Drunk
> ----------------------------------------------------
> A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had
> been in his car.
>
> "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,
> the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried
> out.
>
> However, before the police investigation could
> start,
> the phone rang a second time, and the same voice
> came over the line.
>
> "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the
> back seat by mistake."
>

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