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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: PMS Witch who wrote (9926)5/25/1999 7:19:00 PM
From: Sarkie  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Oh gawd, the elephant jokes!

Q: What's grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.

Q: What is grey and not there.
A: No elephants.

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q: Why do elephants wear small green hats?
A: So they can sneak across snooker tables unobserved.
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