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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Zencone who wrote (9932)	5/25/1999 8:03:00 PM
From: John Sladek	Read Replies (2) of 62549

Oh no!!! Elephant jokes!!! Here are some that were popular in my school yard about 100 years ago. I hope no one is offended by bad puns (actually I hope everyone is offended by bad puns). ------------ Q. How do you get down off an elephant? A. You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck! ------------ Q. How do you make an elephant fly? A. Well, you start with an 8 foot long zipper... ----------- Q. What did Tarzan say when an elephant came over the hill over the hill? A. "Here comes an elephant over the hill" Q. What did Tarzan say when an elephant came over the hill wearing sunglasses and sneakers? A. Nothing - he didn't notice him. ----------- Warning - Dirty Joke Coming up - Don't read if easily offended... Q. What's grey and comes in quarts? A. An elephant! -------------

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