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To: Crater Lake Hermit who wrote (1176)	3/12/1997 8:35:00 PM
From: William Clopton	of 62567

Q: How do you starve a hippie? A: Hide the food stamps under the soap. ----------------------- *Political Correct Terms* Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual. Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional. Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding. Serial-Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs. Lazy: Motivationally deficient. Fat: Horizontally challenged. Fail: Acheive a deficiency. Dishonest: Ethically disoriented. Bald: Follicularly challenged. Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated. Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance. Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled. Worst: Least best. Wrong: Differently logical. Ugly: Cosmetically different. Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured. Short: Vertically challanged. Dead: Living impaired. Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual. Spendthrift: Negative saver. Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced. Pregnant: Parasitically opressed. Ignorant: Knowledge-based nonpossessor.

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