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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: flickerful who wrote (9999)5/28/1999 6:18:00 PM
From: Chip Anderson  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Here's a good chuckle from the folks at "StreetLife":

THE NASD HAS APPROVED THE EXTENSION OF TRADING HOURS AND
THE ELIMINATION OF WHAT WAS LEFT OF YOUR PERSONAL LIFE. THE
EXACT TIMING OF THE REMOVAL OF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR LIFE HAS
NOT BEEN DETERMINED, BUT CONSIDER THIS WEEKEND THE LAST
CHANCE TO HAVE ANY LIFE WHATSOEVER. ANY QUESTIONS
CONCERNING YOUR LIFE SHOULD BE REFERRED TO THE NASD
CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE AT 1-800-LIFENOT. OPERATORS ARE
STANDING BY.

You've been warned,
Chip
stockcharts.com
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