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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: flickerful who wrote (10020)5/29/1999 10:36:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
BATS

Two vampire bats are hanging upside down in a cave. One
of the bats feels rather hungry. "Let's go and find
some blood", he suggests.

"I don't think you can get any blood this time of the
day", says the other bat.

"Well, I want some blood and I want it now!", says the
first bat and prepares to take off. "Are you coming or
what?"

"Don't be stupid, you'll just waste your time", says
the second bat.

So the first bat flies away. After a few minutes he is
back with blood smeared all over his face.

"Where did you manage to find blood this time of the
day?", asks the second bat.

"Well, do you see that tree out there?", says the first
bat and points at a tree outside the cave, "Do you see
that tree?"

"Yes", says the second bat, "of course I see it".

"Well, I didn't", replies the first.

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