her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic
build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald,
has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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Why can't they have baseball stadiums in Poland?
Everyone would be sitting behind a pole!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q. What do you do with a women that thinks she's God's gift to men?
A. Exchange her.
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