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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: TigerPaw who wrote (10076)6/1/1999 1:05:00 PM
From: Archangel  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Sorry this is a long one….don't read if you aren't patient!!!!

A man & his wife are on a bus tour of Mexico…..On a typical stop they wander off shopping the markets, knowing they have to be back at the bus by 3:00 PM…..After a while the man looks at his watch & realizes it is not working.(his wife didn't have her's on)….They walk up to a man seated on the ground next to his burro and asks for the time…..Slowly the big Sombrero raises, the Mexican looks at the tourist, slowly reaches over fondles the genitals of the burro and says, “Senior it is 2:35”. The tourist and his wife are shocked and amazed as they wander back to the bus, wondering how he did that….When they get back to the bus they describe what happened….Everyone else was amazed and wanted to see for themselves, so the bus driver agreed to take them all to where they had seen the Mexican & the donkey on their way out of town….The bus pulls up and everyone spills out, walks over to the Mexican…The tourist again asks “excuse me Sir, could you please tell me what time it is again?”…..Slowly the Sombrero raises, the Mexican looks up at the crowd, smiles, reaches over and fondles the Burro's genitals and says “it is 4:05 PM…..everyone gasps in amazement at this novel way of telling time….The tourist says “ excuse me again sir, but how can you tell time by fondling a burro's genitals?”….The Mexican laughs and says “I'm not fondling them….I'm moving them out of the way so I can see the clock in the tower behind him.”

Sorry….I told you it was long!
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