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To: Sun Tzu who wrote (10086)	6/1/1999 8:28:00 PM
From: Sarkie	Read Replies (1) of 62549

There was this very sad, lonely old lady (probably lost all her money in the stock market), just couldn't take any more, and wanted to commit suicide. Not wanting to suffer and wanted to get it over quickly, made the decision to shoot herself. She decided the shot would be to the heart. Again, not wanting to suffer, she went to her doctor and asked him exactly where the heart was located. The doctor explained that it was 2 inches from the left breast. She went home, pulled out the loaded gun . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and shot herself in the knee!

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