Needless to say that they guy must have been an a*hole to begin with, but in all likelihood the thin air highly increased the effects of alcohol on him. The high altitude multiplies the effect of alcohol by a factor of 3~5. This is something to keep in mind for those who like to drink on board or shortly before it.
Now on to the joke:
Two men are drinking on top of the world trade center (in the lounge). one of them tells the other, "the winds are so strong up here, that if you were to jump out of the window, they would push you back in. It's all due to the tunnel effect of the skyscrapers."
- No way! says the other. - Ok, I prove it. And with that he jumps out. Sure enough, he twirls and twirls and is brought back to the window. - I don't believe it, exclaims the first one. - Ok, I do it again. And again he safely makes it back. - Ok, now my turn, says the excited man. So he jumps and he twirls, and he twirls, and he splats on the ground.
At this moment the bartender looks disapprovingly at the first guy and says, "You know, when you get drunk, you become a real a*hole superman." |