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To: Edwarda who wrote (10111)	6/3/1999 8:19:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski	Read Replies (2) of 62549

Guide to Womenspeak You want. = You want. We need. = I want. It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want. You'll pay for this later We need to talk. = I need to complain. Sure...go ahead. = I don't want you to. I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're...so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! = And I'm not overreacting!I'm on my period. Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house. I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper ... Hang the picture there. = No, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.. I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The same old thing. = Nothing. Nothing. = Everything. Everything. = My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an asshole. I don't want to talk about it. = Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you

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