To: ztect who wrote (10 ) 6/8/1999 8:10:00 AM From: ztect Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 46
Special Offering : Real Man's College Even Anthony is welcome to attend > > A new two year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. > > > > > > > > FIRST YEAR > > > > > > > > Autumn Schedule > > > > MEN 101: Combating Stupidity > > > > MEN 102: You Too Can Do Housework > > > > MEN 103: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut > > > > MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleezy Underthings For Christmas > > > > > > > > Winter Schedule > > > > MEN 120: Wonderful Laundry Techniques > > > > MEN 111: Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At 4 AM > > > > MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception > > > > EAT 100: Get A Life, Learn To Cook > > > > ECON 001A: What's Hers Is Hers > > > > > > > > Spring Schedule > > > > MEN 120: How NOT To Act Like A Jerk When You're Wrong > > > > MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence > > > > MEN 122: YOU: The Weaker Sex > > > > MEN 123: Reasons To Give Flowers > > > > ECON 001B: What's Yours Is Half Hers* > > > > *must pass ECON 001A > > > > > > > > SECOND YEAR > > > > > > > > Autumn Schedule > > > > SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It > > > > SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take A Shower > > > > MEN 201: How To Stay Awake After Sex > > > > MEN 202: How To Put The Toilet Seat Down > > > > ELECTIVE (See Electives Below) > > > > > > > > Winter Schedule > > > > MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency > > > > MEN 211: How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children > > > > MEN 212: Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise > > > > MEN 213: You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver > > > > MEN 230A: Her Birthdays & Anniversaries Are Important, Part A > > > > > > > > Spring Schedule > > > > MEN 220: Omitting @&*%# From Your Vocabulary* > > > > *Pass/Fail course > > > > MEN 221: Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not > > Necessary > > > > MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions > > > > MEN 223: Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay > > > > MEN 230B: Her Birthdays & Anniversaries Are Important, > > Part B > > > > > > > > COURSE ELECTIVES > > > > EAT 101: Cooking With Quiche > > > > EAT 102: Utilization Of Eating Utensils > > > > EAT 103: Burping And Belching Discreetly > > > > MEN 231: Mother-In-Law > > > > MEN 232: Appear To Be Listening > > > > MEN 233: Just Say "Yes Dear" > > > > ECON 001C: Cheaper To Keep Her* > > > > *Must pass ECON 001A and 001B > > > > > > > > >>