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To: MIKE who wrote (10249)	6/12/1999 10:36:00 PM
From: Kenneth V. McNutt	Respond to of 62549

Same old guy in the retirement home now 84 years old.As he walks down the hall he accosts a fellow resident, "guess how old I am" he demands. "'bout 61,62" is the reply. Down the hall he goes and meets another resident. "Guess how old I am" he again demands. " I'd say 64,65" was the comeback. Further on he meets an elderly woman in a wheel chair. "Guess how old I am" he says once more. "Pull out your penis" she says. "What?". "Pull out your penis" she repeats which he does. The old lady fondles it for a few moments and then says "you're 84". Astounded the old man asks "how could you tell that by fondling my penis?" "I didn't. You told me yesterday". K