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To: Chip Anderson who wrote (10261)	6/13/1999 11:48:00 PM
From: Jay	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A bear walks into a bar and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says "we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender again tells him "WE don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana". The bear, very angry now, says "if you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender, once again says " sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bar tender says "sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana that are on drugs." The bear says I'm not on drugs. The bartender says yes you are, that was a barbitchyouate.