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To: dougb 1 who wrote (10266)	6/15/1999 9:18:00 AM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Three Daughters A mother had three daughters and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their married life. The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Maxwell Coffeehouse." The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "Satisfaction, to the last drop..." So, the Mother was happy. Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Rothmans." So the Mother looked for a Rothmans' ad, and it says; "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS." The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."