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To: Kenneth V. McNutt who wrote (10297)	6/15/1999 5:35:00 PM
From: Wooly	Respond to of 62549

Three nuns go to the priest. "Father," says the first nun, we must speak with you regarding our own confessions." "And what, pray tell, could you possibly have to confess?" He asks. "Well", said the first nun, I was riding the bus the other day, and it was very crowded. As I stood up to get off of the bus, my hand accidentally brushed against a gentleman's nether region." "Hmmmm. This is serious, but I can see that your intent was pure. Simply dip your hand in this holy water, and you will be cleansed." The second nun spoke up. "Father, I too must confess... however, I am afraid that I have acted in such a manner that was not of pure intent..." At this, the third nun blurted out, "Well there's no way in hell that I'm going to gargle that if she sits in there!"